71 days of following an interesting plan that took literally minutes to write up. I can't even take it seriously enough to talk about it seriously, so I am going to talk about it lightly and jokingly. And a little sarcastically.
DAY 1 of Interesting Plan with No Name Yet
I am on a very restrictive food plan for numerous health reasons, and figured it was a good time to try a few other things I was avoiding, because hey, if I fail at all three but pull one of them off, I am still better off than when I started... and I just realized that if that last section of writing was ever examined by an English professor, they would smack me in the face with their latest zine and call me a wordy something-or-other.
Food - I drank almost all liquids (don't worry, safe ones) and ate only fruits and veggies with one small outburst where I tore through half a container of Wholly Salsa and tortilla chips, arguing to myself that if one is craving salt, that is a primal urge and must be followed as the body is crying out for.... salsa? um... yeah I was about 80% on the mark.
Writing - So I have an open document waiting to be added to an email, the equivalent of the biggest act of bravery EVER, or honestly since this morning when I went to Zumba class in pants with really old elastic... who doesn't?
The Other One - I am not going to call this anything specific, but it is just The Other One. The Third Goal. The one I am not willing to talk about yet. It went well, in case you were wondering.
Okay, off to send the email. Day 1 is in the books. 70 more days of summer!!!! (wait, what?)
